Rule #898

Blue shells (inescapable and unpredictable death) are important metaphors for life.

Rule #897

While the past never changes, people and places do.

Rule #896

When you've moved nine times in six years, it's hard to believe anyone else still lives where they did years ago.

Rule #895

Sometimes the past sneaks up on you.

Rule #894

Hell is [waiting on] other people.

Rule #893

Hypocrisy: only funny when it's intentional.

Rule #892

There's no excuse for consistent tardiness.