Rule #533 (End of How to Survive a Horror Movie Week)

How to Survive a Horror Movie Rule #7:

If the killer goes down, don't wait to find out if they're actually dead or not. Just run.

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Rule #532

How to Survive a Horror Movie Rule #6:

Don't try to reason/bargain with the homicidal maniac.

Rule #531

How to Survive a Horror Movie Rule #5:

Don't take a shower.

Rule #530

How to Survive a Horror Movie Rule #4:

Don't ever say "I'll be right back."

Rule #529

How to Survive a Horror Movie Rule #3:

When being chased by a murderous psychopath, never run upstairs.

Rule #528

How to Survive a Horror Movie Rule #2:

Don't split up.

Rule #527 (Beginning of How to Survive a Horror Movie Week)

How to Survive a Horror Movie Rule #1:

Don't be promiscuous (i.e. be a virgin or, barring that, be in a committed, monogamous relationship).