Rule #1,034

There's too much internet and not enough time.

Rule #1,033

Sometimes improvement means settling for something slightly less stupid.

Rule #1,032

Plastic bottles are a great, cheap dog toy.

Rule #1,031

When you need to be in charge, take charge (like a boss).

Rule #1,030

If you're going to make mistakes, it's better to make them in front of people you never have to see again.

Rule #1,029

Doing anything for the first time can be scary.

Rule #1,028

Even if you don't care about sports, agreeing to watch them with people is a good way to make friends.