Rule #867

Life's a funny thing when you're getting paid to make yourself a birthday card.

Rule #866

Most people won't pay for something they can get for free elsewhere.

Rule #865

Never settle because you're afraid of an uncertain future.

Rule #864

Three years in a row of rain on the fourth of July might mean God hates fireworks.

Rule #863

Que sera sera.

Rule #862

The 90s refuse to die.

Rule #861

When a book is divided into two parts, you're more likely to wind up with the half that you don't need.