Rule #564

Despite Rule #503, some things are just as good as you remember them being when you were a kid.

Rule #563

You should never have to wake up before the sun.

Rule #562

If you go looking for attention, the kind you get isn't going to be good.

Rule #561

There is no good reason to have a mullet.

Rule #560

One man's treasure is another man's irritating train whistle.

Rule #559

Vanity is occasionally very humbling.

Rule #558

Writing rules takes a lot longer when you have to tag them.