Rule #372 (Beginning of Nerd Commandment Theme Week)

I got some good responses from Zombie Survival Week, so I thought I would try my hand at another theme this week: The Seven Nerd Commandments. Let's get to it, shall we?*

Nerd Commandment #1:

Nerds cannot like any of the following dichotomous groups (or things of a similar nature) equally: Star Wars and Star Trek, DC and Marvel, or Mac and PC.

*Some of the following rules are adaptations of rules found here.