Rule #1,109

Anybody can sing if you find the right key.

Rule #1,108

Don't be friends with people who don't like The Beatles.

Rule #1,107

The most unrealistic part of Dr. Who is that it's never raining in London.

Rule #1,106

Avoid social networking the day after an election if you can.

Rule #1,105

Voting in Oklahoma doesn't have much effect if you aren't staunchly conservative.

Rule #1,104

No matter who wins the American presidential election, the world isn't going to end.

Rule #1,103

Some news is so big it takes time to figure out how you feel about it.