Rule #891

Everyone likes different music (some choices more unfortunate than others).

Rule #890

You can make a museum out of anything.

Rule #889

Even if you know your dog will lose their baby teeth, it can still be alarming.

Rule #888

Sometimes clothing for dogs is okay.

Rule #887

Comic book science is a lot like politics; if you don't know the answer, just make up something vague and hope no one checks the facts later.

Rule #886

Eight hours at work can feel like forever.

Rule #885

Killing murderers doesn't make their victims any less dead.

Rule #884

Getting caught up when you've fallen behind feels great.

Rule #883

There's a big difference between "gentle reminders" and "nagging."

Rule #882

Sometimes people need gentle reminders.

Rule #881

You don't need to quote sources if you're popular enough.[citation needed]

Rule #880

If you clog your air filter with dirt while trying to mow, you probably need to raise the blades to a higher setting.

Rule #879

Superhero movies aren't just a fad.

Rule #878

There are too many good books, and not enough time to read them all.

Rule #877

If you're willing to spend $175 on a dog bed, you need to reevaluate the way you spend money.

Rule #876 (End of Existentialism Guest Week)

Existentialism Guest Rule #7:

In the face of an obstacle which is impossible to overcome, stubbornness is stupid.

Rule #875

Existentialism Guest Rule #6:

Man acts as though he were the shaper and master of language, while in fact language remains the master of man.

Rule #874

Existentialism Guest Rule #5:

Even if someone were able to transpose the whole content of faith into conceptual form, it does not follow that he has comprehended faith.

Rule #873

Existentialism Guest Rule #4:

Boredom is the root of all evil - the despairing refusal to be oneself.

Rule #872

Existenial Guest Rule #3:

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of.

Rule #871

Existential Guest Rule #2:

Life begins on the other side of despair.

Rule #870 (Beginning of Existentialism Guest Week)

Thanks to wonderfulness of this video, I've got existentialism on the brain. Prepare to embrace the nothingness of existence:

Existential Guest Rule #1:

All human actions are equivalent and all are on principle doomed to failure.

Rule #869

Sometimes arguing makes you feel better.

Rule #868

Technology is supposed to make life easy, but can occasionally make it harder.

Rule #867

Life's a funny thing when you're getting paid to make yourself a birthday card.

Rule #866

Most people won't pay for something they can get for free elsewhere.

Rule #865

Never settle because you're afraid of an uncertain future.

Rule #864

Three years in a row of rain on the fourth of July might mean God hates fireworks.

Rule #863

Que sera sera.

Rule #862

The 90s refuse to die.

Rule #861

When a book is divided into two parts, you're more likely to wind up with the half that you don't need.